wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
SO I’VE NOTICED THAT ANGELS TEND TO BE STYLISH IN THEIR DESIGNER SUITS AND WHATNOT
THEN THERE’S CAS
SHALL WE SAY
A UNIQUE SENSE OF STYLE
AND THEN THERE’S
IN HIS DEFENSE, THIS WAS ALL HE COULD WEAR ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE
your not bashing the trench coat r u?…
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
Just a reminder that whilst a perfectly clean diet is good for your health, so are these:
- alone time;
- fresh sheets;
- combing your hair;
- 90s movies;
- letting loose;
- moisturising your skin;
- being anonymous;
- impulse shopping;
- being outdoors;
- having sex;
- lying in bed all day;
- drinking tea;
- listening to your favourite album;
- going out for coffee;
- getting lost in a book store;
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
sherlock looks so fab
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Did she suffer?
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
It’s gonna be like one of those fics where Sherlock expected John to have worked it out ages ago, isn’t it.
oh my god
Whoever made this, I love you. You gave me the closure I needed
C R Y I N G
i feel like Rei would get nose bleeds!
Are there any pictures of Sylvester McCoy before the Ken Campbell era? I just really wanna see a baby-faced McCoy.
Ask and ye shall receive XD.
Oh my god, I just screamed. Baby Sylvester is so precious. Look at his suit and that foofy hair.
Can I kiss his precious face?? <3