Lucy [♐] an average 15 year-old socially-awkward fangirl from ye olde England with a craving for pizza and Benedict Cumberbatch. Phil Coulson is my spirit animal. I watch the tag timelords get bored. NSFW.
HERO OF HEART
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softbit:

HE JUST FUCKING LETS MOMOTAROU RUN INTO HIM

Haruka: *YELLING*
Rin: *SCREAMING*
Makoto: *PANICKING*
Sousuke: *CRYING IN THE SHOWER*
ED: Hey future fish!

dynastylnoire:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

the last one though

akihitoh:

there are so so so many places in the world that are beautiful but they are very far away and the fact that i’ll never be able to visit them all with time and money restrictions is Very Upsetting

theimaginaryslimshady:

shipping ocs is hard because no one cares but you

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

Fun Fact: Since receiving MTV’s Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, Beyoncé has now won 478 awards throughout the span of her career. Only second to none other than Michael Jackson.

causticconsular:

gogoravenclaw:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

are you kidding me I’m 17 and i have cellulite what the fuck do you expect

If I need to be a sociopath to for that, then put me in a padded room because I’m clinical.

dagothurs:

trying to draw ppls bodies after not doing it for a while

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

callurn:

"Diana" is trending on twitter

we all know what you’ve done Diana

where is anonymous

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
theonion:

Unpopular Police Officer Thinking About Committing Racially Motivated Offense For A Little Support
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